I walk on the course
with a great big smile on my face
Then I tee off
The ball soars like a bird in the sky
Lands right in the middle
Of the beautiful green fairway
Now i’m directly in the sun
not being able to see at all
So I look at the ball
And smack it as hard as i can
It goes further than its ever gone
And landed a foot from the pin
Now I go to putt
And line my ball up perfectly
Take a deep breath
And tap the ball right into the hole.